In omnia paratus

on a scale of one to 10 im off my tits

I come in and my mam automatically thinks i’ve been drinking, are you on drugs motha

awe my grandma’s broke her hand! 

If I get a job at Mcdonalds, I’ll be working with my best friend. fuckin rights. 

If my mam gets a job soon, I might be going to Australia next year for 3 weeks, eeep!

My grandma and grandad are the best, this is random but I just love those guize…

derekku:

planetpisss:

indieindian:

jesusjack:

beardbeck:

exorpissed:

nelsoncuntz:

jesusjack:

hotlocalsingle:

gothdiva2:

british people wearing american flags

amnerican peopel wearing british flags

German people wearing Israeli flags

amnerican peopel

people in general

hamsters

algae 

tampon

ballsack

chicken

MMMMMMM what’s goin on in my pants?!

rhugresgurguhrewgresgu 

omfg some womans arse is prolapsing into her fanny rsgoirheug

eating while watching embarrassing bodies, nearly hoying up ergh.

Aw I don’t think he’s that baaad, he’s letting me do the full A Level in one year bless him.

wew really? good luck!:o

omg :’)

haha well i was just thinking cause first he gives us adverts about tampons and boobies, and then he was talking about leighvie’s “snake” and then he was talking about people being fit and he’s creepy, he just sits there and smiles at us!:L

I think my media teacher is like, not a pedophile exactly, but just, abit rude, but he’s old and weird, idk, he actually scares me abit.

someone shoot me now